I Review iRenew

I'm such a sucker for as-seen-on-tv ads. Wonder hangers, sham wows, showtime rotisseries. When I learned that I could balance my energy field and reduce stress in my life, you could hear the suction pulling me in.

The iRenew bracelet (https://www.buyirenew.com/Index.dtm) promises to increase your strength and endurance, and enhance your balance. I need these things in my life. And having it provided to me by simply wearing this cool looking piece of jewelry was just too much temptation for my weak, uncoordinated soul to endure.

I actually went online to review the reviews. Most said it was a scam, but some people claimed it actually works. I didn't want to believe the scammer crowd. Besides, they really hadn't tried it. And the poor souls whose lives had undergone such marvelous transformations were so darned believable.

So, I ordered two. Black.

They arrived. Imagine my disappointment. It hung over the room like soot. The band is nothing but a strap of rubber, and the metal thingy with the company logo isn't even magnetic. I tested it with a magnet I lifted from a previous employer who wronged me, but that's for another post. You have to cut the strap to fit, and unhinging the clasp, even unfastening it, will test your balance and endurance. I used a paper clip to jimmy the thing open.

I wore the bracelet for a week or so. It turned out to be a pain in the rear. Really. I got hemorrhoids. I know, too much information. But since I've taken the thing off, I haven't had any problems. I'm still unbalanced, and my energy field still shorts out occasionally.

I wouldn't discourage anyone from buying the iRenew if he really wants to buy it. If the bracelet causes a placebo effect, it still will have worked. It just didn't work for me. I do recommend to those insisting on having their balance restored and their endurance enhanced to keep a paper clip handy.